SMS Jokes

1) b yorself, ther R enough othR people.

2) Why do fortune-tellers first ask your name?

3) Do pilots take crash-courses?

4) Smilin is infexous u catch it lik d flu.wen sum1 smild at me 2day i startd smilin 2.now im infectd iv sent it thru dis txt.so now ur smiling who wil it go2 next

5) Girls R like fonez, we like 2 b held & TLKD to, but if U preS d wrng butN youll b disconnected!

6) Y WOMEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)no one really understands dem 2)all ur mistakes r stored in their memory 3)u find urself spendin all ur money on accessories for dem

7) If it ain't broke, fix it until it is

8) Y dnt c@s shv? Coz they prefer whiskers!

9) Y MEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)dey r useless until u turn dem on 2)dey have lots of data but r still clueless 3)as soon as u pick 1 a better model cums on the market

10) Justice: A decision in your favor

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